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Dating On Demand: Elliot Rodger (PerfectGuyBMW)
 
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Before he made headlines, he made a video personal ad trying to woo the ladies.
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Call To Hoveround Mobility Scooter Company
 
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From today's episode (01/06/12) of Distorted View Daily. I keep getting voicemails from Hoveround, so I call them up and tell them my tragic story. Want to hear the whole episode of DV and more stupidity? Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 2783 distortedviewshow
Tim Wants Legal-Sized Bread: From Distorted View 11/26/13
 
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How dumb does Distorted View get? Pretty dumb. Tim wants new sliced bread sizing options like how letter and legal paper come.
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Soup - A Student Film By Tim Henson
 
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My 2003 student film featuring the struggle between a young man with a heart of gold and a stubborn old lady. Is it really about soup? Or Something more?
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Idiot Tries To Survive First Night In Minecraft
 
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I've never played Minecraft before and when night falls it's a truly frightening experience. Especially when you don't have a torch. Also, I create some backstory for the game where I must repopulate the land of Timtopia. By banging mutated sheep or something. Check out The Distorted View Daily Podcast: http://www.distortedview.com
Views: 1619 distortedviewshow
Morning Sickness: Tila Tequila Has Energy Balls, Fat People On Trampolines
 
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Subscribe With iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520 On Today's Morning Sickness - Fat People On Trampolines - Tila Tequila and her Energy Balls - A New Gay Christmas Classic Like DV on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/distortedviewshow Follow my Twitter Sheet: http://www.twitter.com/distortedview
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WTF.JP Episode Two: Cheese (Jelly Bean Molestation, Cheese Monsters, And Clothes Explosions)
 
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A new short-form video series from the idiot who brings you Distorted View Daily. Take a look at some of the weirdest stuff to come from Japan! For more stupidity, check out Distorted View: http://www.distortedview.com Today, I feature a bit of Engrish straight from a Japanese mobile phone commercial, some sexy dancing complete with forcibly expelled clothing, and the real reason Japanese people are so thin: their food scares them.
Views: 1101 distortedviewshow
Between The Bread: Instructional Sandwich Making Video. 1984 Sandwich Champ Crafts Sandwich
 
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It seems like today, everyone's talking about sandwiches. Do you feel like you missed the sandwich craze? Not sure what a sandwich is? Let Tim Henson, World Sandwich Champ (1984) teach you how to craft an award-winning sandwich. From prep, to wardrobe, to personal hygiene tips, to the making of a delicious bread-based snack, this video covers all of the sandwich basics.
Views: 12289 distortedviewshow
Racist Aunt Jemima Radio Ad / Racist Cereal TV Commercial
 
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Tim talks about those old racist Aunt Jemima ads and plays a commercial for a just-as-racist cereal commercial from the 1950's For more weird and wonderful audio, check out the Distorted View Daily podcast at http://www.distortedview.com
Views: 1364 distortedviewshow
DVDA: Tim Sings Our God Is An Awesome God In His Hot Studio
 
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It was extremely hot with no AC on. I try to induce heat exhaustion by belting out a heartfelt christian tune.
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DVDA: Call From A Lesbian Cannibal
 
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A lesbian cannibal called into the show. She talks about eating her own flesh and her desire to eat someone else. Just a typical Distorted View Daily Aftershow. Want more? Check out http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 1413 distortedviewshow
Messing With An Indian Online Pharmacy Scammer
 
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Recently on the Distorted View Daily podcast, I got a phone call from a scammer who told me he was from a US-based online pharmacy. Here is what happened
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Florida: Our Most Fucked Up State - Kid Finds Meth in his Xbox One GTAV box
 
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A child trades some games at GameStop and later finds a bag of meth hidden inside the instruction booklet. From the Distorted View Daily podcast: http://www.distortedview.com
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Down's Syndrome Prime Time Soap: Episode 3
 
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There's a real foreign Soap Opera featuring an all down syndrome cast. I redub episodes to make them for interesting
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More Mail From The DV Post Office Box!
 
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Look at all the wonderful and dumb things the freaks have been sending me in our new Post Office Box! Our Post Office Box Address Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 Everyday I do an audio podcast that's chock full of the worst things the internet has to offer. Subscribe to the Distorted View Daily podcast: iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520?mt=2 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/4v9ps7dOVYghKrUgsBrSOE?si=468qkHgmRYOKvN_wMF52Jg Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/distorted-view-daily-podcast-feed Feed: https://www.distortedview.com/show/feed
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DVDA: Distorted View Daily Aftershow
 
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After I record Distorted View, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, join me for a live after show featuring extra content, call-in's, and other visual stupidity. Here's what you've been missing.
Views: 1349 distortedviewshow
Holiday Gift Guide: Puking Cat Gravy Boats, Umbilical Cord Phone Charger, Ass face, Fridge Explosion
 
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Morning Sickness is going to help you discover unique gifts this holiday season! We kick the 2013 Gift Guide off with some amazing finds! On Today's Show: - Vomiting Cat Gravy Boats - Hot Hand Production Fisting Porn - Umbilical Cord Phone Chargers - Ass Face Monsters - Russians Blowing Up Their Appliances Like Morning Sickness? You'll love Distorted View, a daily audio podcast full of stupidity! http://www.distortedview.com
Views: 3398 distortedviewshow
Macaroon Ave: Failed Children's Television Pilot
 
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Originally airing overseas and created by the European Alliance for Education, Macaroon Ave was brought stateside and considered one of the biggest blunders in Public Television's history. Airing only once on PEN15 in Sarasota, the resulting public outcry (caused by the trauma suffered by dozens of children watching) ended in a multiple lawsuits. The basic idea for the show is that Tim the Storyteller reads a tale, and all of the pictures that accompany the story are drawn by children! Unfortunately, because of time/budget constraints, only the Hope Abuse Center in Caldessa, New York consented to the use of their children's artwork. The horrific imagery on display was shocking and frightened young viewers turning in to Macaroon Ave. The European version of the show, "The Nut Road", continues to air to this day.
Views: 1043 distortedviewshow
The Politi-Chicks Are Dumb, Conservative Cunts - From The 8/06/12 Episode of DV
 
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When I saw this on Youtube I thought it was satire. Nope, just dumb broads pretending to have opinions on politics. I had to share some of their antics with you, including SNL's Victoria Jackson on Ukulele. Not making that up. Want more Distorted View? Check out http://www.distortedview.com conserUse iTunes and subscribe to the free daily podcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 1636 distortedviewshow
Even The Physically Disabled Can Be Asshole Dicks - From The 08/13/12 Distorted View Daily Podcast
 
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This gimped up dude thinks he can cut to the front of the line because he's in a wheelchair. He kind of comes off as an asshole. A mildly racist asshole. He makes quite a scene a the department of motor vehicles. Want more Distorted View? Check out http://www.distortedview.com conserUse iTunes and subscribe to the free daily podcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 2989 distortedviewshow
Pretending To Be A Girl During Phone Sex: Black Party Line Call! Distorted View Daily: 11/25/13
 
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I call another party line after getting a tip from a Ghetto hood lifestyle website. Unfortunately, all I could snag were old white dudes into some kink shit. I orgasm loudly, put on a strap-on, fist him, puke on him, get into some scat scenario, and even give birth, but this little horn dog keeps coming back for more.
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Picking Up Girls (Elderly Women) Over The Phone - Pickup Artist And Incel Fail Tim Shows You How
 
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This is almost like a mini episode of Distorted View: we talk about incels, watch a pickup artist try to score with girls, and then I call a few ladies myself trying to get in their pants. For more funny/gross audio, check out the Distorted View Daily podcast: https://www.distortedview.com Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIyw-pJkUk
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Creeps And Sex Offenders Calling Into The Gay Chat Telephone Line Manhole
 
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Today I called a gay telephone service / party line and listened to a few public messages from guys looking to talk dirty / hook up. Things took a turn for the worse when some seriously messed up freaks popped up. Listen to the whole show at http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520?mt=2 Distorted View is a daily show featuring the weirdest stuff on or off the Internet. For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Distorted View features audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media. Every episode includes host Tim Henson's crass, vulgar, childish, and tasteless commentary. Not for the faint-hearted or those under 18. Finding the most bizarre and twisted stuff online since 2004!
Views: 4240 distortedviewshow
Morning Sickness: Crap For Shut-Ins (QVC)
 
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Today I introduce you to a new piece of DV merchandise with the help of my friends at QVC. Cheryl Merkowski calls in to ask a few questions about the product, and we find out if peppermint lotion really does sooth a dried out prolapse. http://www.distortedview.com
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Down's Syndrome Prime Time Soap!
 
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Redubbed with a more interesting story line. Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 3541 distortedviewshow
Jem and the Holograms Social Media Crisis Team Action Figures
 
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Oh no! Cartoon superstar / pop princess Jem and the Holograms are in deep trouble after going on twitter and saying mean, horrible, disparaging things about Trump and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. This sounds like a job for the new Social Media Crisis Team Action Figures!
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RIP Tumblr Commemorative Coin
 
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RIP tumblr. You and your filthy content will be forever missed. Never forget by ordering your Death of Tumblr Commemorative Coin now! Guaranteed to only go up in value! Thanks to RoxyRex for this! Follow @RoxyRexArt on Twitter. https://twitter.com/RoxyRexArt Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. Subscribe on iPhone/iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520?mt=2 Spotifty: https://open.spotify.com/show/4v9ps7dOVYghKrUgsBrSOE?si=JPQ5InXdQFmASynD8sc6SQ Check it out at https://www.distortedview.com
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Morning Sickness: Maxi Pad Fetish / Frightening Ganguro / How To Eat Pussy Primer
 
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Subscribe To The Podcast With iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520/ On Today's Morning Sickness: - I Beg The Feminine Pad To Come On My Show - I Learn To Eat Pussy - Japenese Drag Queen Makeup Tutorials Check out our Website: http://www.distortedview.com Like DV on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/distortedviewshow/ Follow my Twitter Sheet: http://www.twitter.com/distortedview/
Views: 2152 distortedviewshow
Morning Sickness: Chyna's Meaty Manly Clit, Hobo Fashion Show, Dick and Nuts, and Inverted Knees
 
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Back for a new episode of Morning Sickness! On Today's Show: - Revelations From Chyna's Autobiography - Homeless Man Crashes Mall Fashion Show - Dog Balls and Hood Ornament Dildos - Freak Show Child Born With Inverted Knees Like what you see? You'll love my daily audio podcast distorted view! http://www.distortedview.com You can even find it on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520 Don't forget to thumb me up and subscribe to this dopey little channel. Thanks!
Views: 6061 distortedviewshow
I perform open heart surgery LIVE! (PS4)
 
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Just testing out the live streaming features for a few minutes.
Views: 3034 distortedviewshow
Morning Sickness: Sorority Girlfriend
 
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Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Tuesday installment of Morning Sickness! Today I'm in an awesome mood! I have a new girlfriend! She's in college and you may know her! She's kind of an Internet celebrity right now. You know that E-mail "Sorority Letter" that made it's way around the Internet last week? Yup, that's her. Sign up for the Sideshow and get all the content you've been missing, plus the complete archive of past programs so support the show and get tons of exclusive content! Like DV on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/distortedviewshow Follow my Twitter Sheet: http://www.twitter.com/distortedview
Views: 890 distortedviewshow
WTF.JP Episode One: Yolko-Oh-No (Making Love With Egg Yolk. Ok, Japan. Seriously)
 
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A new short-form video series from the idiot who brings you Distorted View Daily. Take a look at some of the weirdest stuff to come from Japan! For more stupidity, check out Distorted View: http://www.distortedview.com A couple makes love utilizing a raw egg. Swapping the yolk back and forth, and letting that sweet, liquid chicken run down her mouth. SEXY! Seriously, WTF Japan?!
Views: 6559 distortedviewshow
Decomposing and Maggot Infested Face, Sonic The Hedgehog 3D For The Derpcast, Puking Bros
 
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It's The Morning Sickness Halloween Show! Enjoy! On Today's Show: - Tweezing Out Maggots From Your Eye Hole - Worst Sonic Animation EVER - Tow Fail - Puking On One Another For Fun and Profit
Views: 1520 distortedviewshow
Cursed Hair Weaves Possessed By Demons
 
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The local news has done it again! An investigation into demonic hair weaves! Can the devil possess you through hair extensions? I talked about this on a recent episode of Distorted View. To listen to the whole thing, check out: http://www.distortedview.com/show/blog/2016/03/02/distorted-view-daily-030216/
Views: 4838 distortedviewshow
Primal Scream Therapy Alternatives
 
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From Today's Distorted View (01/18/12) Tim finds some videos featuring various primal scream methods. It's quite ridiculous looking/sounding. Enjoy the stupidity. Want to hear the whole episode of DV and more stupidity? Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 1769 distortedviewshow
Shitty Night At The Movies: Child Bride
 
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Here's a few short clips from the recent live videocast of DV's Shitty Night At The Movies. Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
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DV Sideshow Content On iphone using Apple's Podcast App - Manually enter podcast rss feed address
 
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If you are a Distorted View Sideshow member and have an iPhone or iPad, just download the free "Podcasts" app that was designed by Apple and available in the app store. In the "Library" section, just swipe down to reveal a search box. Follow the instructions below with your login credentials. Let's pretend your username is "dickholeguy@yahoo.com" and your password foolishly is "password". You would enter the following in the search field: http://dickholeguy%40yahoo.com:password@www.superfreaksideshow.com/members2/show/?feed=rss2 Look at the example below. Notice that immediately following "http://" is the username and password. The only difference is that instead of putting an "@" sign in dickholeguy@yahoo.com, you must replace it with "%40". Why you ask? Because there's another "@" that comes later on, and putting in two @'s would confuse the program. http://dickholeguy%40yahoo.com:password@www.superfreaksideshow.com/members2/show/?feed=rss2 Maybe you have limited space and dont want the large video files. You can choose to only download the audio shows. just add "&cat=-11" at the end of the adress: http://dickholeguy%40yahoo.com:password@www.superfreaksideshow.com/members2/show/?feed=&cat=-11 Or maybe you just want the video content? Add "&cat=11" to the end of the url: http://dickholeguy%40yahoo.com:password@www.superfreaksideshow.com/members2/show/?feed=&cat=11 Easy! Now Sign up for the Sideshow and instantly get your login information to start enjoying all the bonus content! http://www.superfreaksideshow.com
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Egg Fetish and Drinking A Jug of Piss
 
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A listener found this guy. Wow. He likes to crack eggs over his head and rub the yokey goodness into his clothes. Also, I play a video of a dude who drinks pee out of a gallon milk container. THANK YOU INTERNET!!! Want to hear the whole episode of DV and more stupidity? Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 5988 distortedviewshow
Tim Drinks Salty Watermelon Pepsi (Japan Flavor) - DVDA 08/08/12
 
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On a recent Distorted View Daily Aftershow, I tried a new flavor of Pepsi that Japan has released: Salty Watermelon Pepsi! It was not good. At all. Really gross pop.
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Tonetta's Birthday Song For Tim Henson
 
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Thank you Tonetta for singing a happy birthday song for me! I have featured Tonetta's music on my podcast Distorted View for years! Want more cool, strange, weird, and disgusting stuff? Check out http://www.distortedview.com BTW, my birthday is August 1
Views: 4273 distortedviewshow
Fisting Elephants, Full Body Stockings As A Sexual Fetish, And More Weird Adult Babies
 
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Back to start a new week of shows! Enjoy! On Today's Morning Sickness: - Fisting Nature Sure Makes a Pleasing Sound - Going Through The Drive Through In A Full Body Stocking - Adult Baby Sings One Direction Like what you see? You'll love my daily audio podcast distorted view! http://www.distortedview.com You can even find it on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520 Don't forget to thumb me up and subscribe to this dopey little channel. Thanks!
Views: 5977 distortedviewshow
Highlights From An Erotic Story Featuring Menstruation Fetish OR Tim Reads Period Porn
 
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On today's episode of Distorted View, I read you an erotic story which revolves around period/menstrual blood. It's disgusting, and exactly what Sextastic Tuesday is all about. Want to hear the whole story? Subscribe to the Distorted View Daily audio podcast! Every day, I feature funny, weird, disgusting things from around the web. Want more Distorted View? Check out http://www.distortedview.com Use iTunes and subscribe to the free daily podcast http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 2809 distortedviewshow
Shitting From A Tree, 5.5 On the Sexy Balloon Scale, Playing The Pigskin, and Jizzing Skittles
 
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Enjoy today's Morning Sickness! - Skittles Sex! - Sexy Balloon Rubbing - Shitting From a Tree on to a friends hand - Pigs as Musical Instruments Like DV? Check out http://www.distortedview.com
Views: 5357 distortedviewshow
Tim Makes His Own Suicide Note Card Video
 
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I hate those stupid videos with a teenager on camera, not speaking, but sharing his/her deep, dumb thought with the use of note cards. People are even making suicide note videos now. Here's how it's done. DIY PROJECT!
Views: 1436 distortedviewshow
Man Thinks He's Batman Dr. Phil / Another Man Thinks He's A Smoke Alarm
 
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A sick delusional man or a crime fighting superhero? Dr. Phil recently had a man on his show that thought he was batman. This gives Tim the chance to talk about what annoys him most about daytime talk shows (the music and sound effects during the pre-recorded introductions). Tim also shares a clip from HIS episode of Dr. Phil, airing soon. Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. Subscribe on iPhone/iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520?mt=2 Spotifty: https://open.spotify.com/show/4v9ps7dOVYghKrUgsBrSOE?si=JPQ5InXdQFmASynD8sc6SQ Check it out at https://www.distortedview.com
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Weird Birth Fetish / Mean Xtube Fake Facebook Chat Ad
 
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(From 01/27/12) Plus audio of a girl calling her boyfriend as she bangs his best friend. It's a sexy episode of Distorted View, that's for sure. Want to hear the whole episode of DV and more stupidity? Visit http://www.distortedview.com Subscribe through iTunes (it's free) and get new shows everyday: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 3068 distortedviewshow
Waluigi As A Woman Is Still A Creep - Plus Waluigiette Fanfic?
 
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Distorted View Daily listener Lvl80CatLady posted an image of Waluigi was a woman after I talked about the Bowsette phenomenon that consumed the Internet a few days ago. I tried to track down some erotica fanfic featuring a female Waluigi and this is the best I could do. Thank you so much to Lvl80CatLady for the drawing! Talk to her and 800+ other freaks in our Discord: https://discord.gg/CG9WrD4 Everyday I do an audio podcast that's chock full of the worst things the internet has to offer. Subscribe to the Distorted View Daily podcast: iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520?mt=2 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/4v9ps7dOVYghKrUgsBrSOE?si=468qkHgmRYOKvN_wMF52Jg Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/distorted-view-daily-podcast-feed Feed: https://www.distortedview.com/show/feed
Views: 455 distortedviewshow
DV-LOG: VULVA
 
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A bunch of weird stuff I compiled from http://www.distortedview.com You never know what you'll see until it's too late.
Views: 1924 distortedviewshow
Puking Up Rancid Blended Drinks, Disgusting Amputated Foot, and Kneading Babies Out Of Stomachs
 
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http://www.podcastawards.com VOTE FOR DV! On Today's Morning Sickness: - Puking up blended hearts, rotten fruit, and other gross things - The amputated guy is back to show off his stump and foot - Punching the stomach to get those stubborn babies out
Views: 11660 distortedviewshow
Morning Sickness: Vore, MDMA Molly Party Dancer, And The Real Life Gilly
 
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Morning Sickness has returned after its summer hiatus! Want to see more? Like and share this video! On Today's Show: - A Pink Sparkle Fish/Dolphin/Shark eats a fat assed woman! - Drug Induced Dancing At A Willie Nelson Concert - A Sad Girl Tries To Make Friends On The Internet (I'm Not Talking About Myself) Like Morning Sickness? You'll love Distorted View Daily: the award winning audio podcast I host (WARNING: not suitable for anyone under 18 or those with a conscience) http://www.distortedview.com https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/distorted-view-daily/id73329520
Views: 8196 distortedviewshow